What do you get when you take loaves of bread and lovingly smoosh your face into them? Over 135K Instagram followers! That’s exactly the recipe for success Bread Face Blog has baked up, with videos of the Brooklyn-based blogger faceplanting into sliced white bread, pastries, cornbread, or whatever other gluten-filled delight she wants to feel between her eyes, while music like The Cocteau Twins or New Order wafts in the background. The anonymous #breadfacing star has found herself with features in The New York Times and Maxim, helping her to rise to social media stardom.