Pastatute, aka Sydney Adams, is a college woman with a commentary on just about anything. She understands the woes of being a senior in college, and seems to be perpetually in the middle of finals week, saying meh to yoga and general adulting. She’s got a handle on impressions of OC socialites, YouTube beauty bloggers, and her drunk aunt Pearl. It’s obvious that her study breaks are spent creating Vines for her nearly 180k followers. She seemingly has a love/hate relationship with Guy Fieri, has mastered sad/annoyed puppy dog eyes for deadpan humor, and has “been looking for her boobs for several years now."