@tldrwikipedia (Sorry Wikipedia. Too long; didn’t read.) is the internet encyclopedia’s compressed companion for those strapped for time, or bummed by lengthy prose without witty jabs. The “Condensed for your pleasure" Twitter/Tumblr has all the answers. Presidents Day? “An annual U.S. holiday honoring those in the market for a new mattress or car." Roman Numerals? “Ancient Roman system of organizing Super Bowls." Texas? “The greatest country in America." With 23K followers and growing, @tldrwikipedia extends on Distractify’s mission to waste time with creativity.