A shoe fanatic with a “personal vendetta against ‘ugly,’” Crimes Against Shoemanity is exposing the world’s most heinous footwear. Feeling personally attacked by bad shoes, London creator Rebel Royale channeled fury into fascination, displaying a collection of the internet’s worst offenders from fish-flops to kale salad stilettos to “ready to dance on the graves of my enemies” knife heels. The account has rapidly become a global sensation, with coverage by Vogue as one of the “Weirdest, Best Instagram Accounts to Follow in 2018.” A growing phenom closing in on 30K followers, footwear’s Rebel “will not rest until these criminal acts see their day in court.”