Defined by the Urban Dictionary as, “a woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners,” pastatute is also the Vine alias of Sydney Adams, the recent college graduate who lives up to the ridiculousness of that definition in her hilarious feed of six-second videos. She pokes subtle jabs at everything from frat boys to juggalos, not letting her #ivebeendrankin self off the hook. In July she even got a Vine Creator Spotlight, helping her to rack up 350M+ loops and nearly 300K followers. Her love/hate relationships with Guy Fieri (“just out here tryin to be your gal fieri”) and “Tasty” by BuzzFeed, as well as her talent to start social media trends like this years Lush bath bomb meme, make for consistent laughs, which she is now taking to other platforms with her @sydneyrachel handle.