Parody Twitter accounts full of false facts about mundane objects are a dime a dozen these days, but what makes Carrot Facts so unique is that the more you read, the more a character shines through—a sad little man with a compulsive aversion to spell check, who is still deeply in love with his ex Megan. Most of the time, he seems genuinely concerned with informing the public: “frendly [sic] reminder to chew the carrot before you swallow it." But every so often a real telling gem emerges: “carrots are packed with vidamins [sic] healthy i sometime look at megan’s instagram before bed."