According to LinkedIn, Sam has been a member of the Illuminati for 3 years. He is the first known human to name himself, unfortunately he picked Sam. Most notably, Samuel coined the phrases, 'You go girl,' and, 'Whoops!' He has the body of a 21-year-old, the mind of an 89-year-old, the looks of a certain silver fox (George Clooney), and the legs of a stallion. His top running speed is a brisk 10 mph, but he doesn't like to brag about that. Sam is responsible for the formation of the Principality of Sealand, the invention of the whiffle ball, and the downfall of Harlem Shake (you're welcome, world). He has been struck by lightning roughly 6 times, 4 of which were his attempts to gain superpowers. Sam resides in the quaint village of Los Angeles with his parents... he'll get his life together one day.