While 400 billion birds occupy the earth’s troposphere, only one tiny—yet fierce—robin has taken their cause to the Twittersphere through activist messages of perceived injustices, dreams of living in a Starbucks, & fears of humans wielding brooms. @ProBirdRights is the sole voice for oh-so-many great wrongs perpetrated daily against this misunderstood, pastry-seeking, pants-envying little creature. From Bird's first tweets where he pecks out a string of “g’s" on the keyboard (mistaking the letter for a worm) to his outspoken critique of science (doesn’t believe in it, says “I'm not imprisoned by human concern like ‘fact’ & ‘science’ & ‘raisin.’ Bird don’t even like raisins"), Obama (a failure since he hasn’t “paved the sidewalks in biscuit") & squirrels (they’re different, thus unAmerican), what Bird lacks in knowledge of history, he makes up for in histrionics. He wants to run for president & he just might, if only he can figure out how to wear pants & a flag pin.