THE 14TH ANNUAL SHORTY AWARDS

The Shorty Awards honor the best of social media and digital. View this season's finalists!
From the 7th Annual Shorty Awards

birdsrightsactivist

Finalist in Non-Human

About birdsrightsactivist

While 400 billion birds occupy the earth’s troposphere, only one tiny—yet fierce—robin has taken their cause to the Twittersphere through activist messages of perceived injustices, dreams of living in a Starbucks, & fears of humans wielding brooms. @ProBirdRights is the sole voice for oh-so-many great wrongs perpetrated daily against this misunderstood, pastry-seeking, pants-envying little creature. From Bird's first tweets where he pecks out a string of “g’s" on the keyboard (mistaking the letter for a worm) to his outspoken critique of science (doesn’t believe in it, says “I'm not imprisoned by human concern like ‘fact’ & ‘science’ & ‘raisin.’ Bird don’t even like raisins"), Obama (a failure since he hasn’t “paved the sidewalks in biscuit") & squirrels (they’re different, thus unAmerican), what Bird lacks in knowledge of history, he makes up for in histrionics. He wants to run for president & he just might, if only he can figure out how to wear pants & a flag pin.

birdsrightsactivist's best work on social

https://twitter.com/probirdrights/status/463436255548563456 https://twitter.com/probirdrights/status/539564722761121793 https://twitter.com/probirdrights/status/501525339802071040 https://twitter.com/probirdrights/status/472495015294296064 https://twitter.com/probirdrights/status/465276754257387520 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KST6ePJO1E