David Moye is a 25-year media professional who specializes in weird news and dumb crime for The Huffington Post. In his younger days, he worked as a professional psychic in order to get material for country songs. He also holds a world record as the fastest palm reader ever. In 2009, Moye got national attention when he created a PR agency where all the clients were puppets. He received critical acclaim from his daughter when she discovered he was an extra on the second best episode of "Full House" (every other episode tied for No. 1). Moye lives in La Mesa, California, with his patient wife, Jen. He celebrates his 50th birthday in March.