THE 14TH ANNUAL SHORTY AWARDS

The Shorty Awards honor the best of social media and digital. View this season's finalists!
From the 6th Annual Shorty Awards

Verb

Finalist in Comedian

About Verb

My name is Vern and I once fed a giraffe at the zoo. I also really enjoy superman ice cream but they stopped selling it in local stores. Something about it causing cancer, but what doesn't nowadays? AMIRITE?!