My name is Vern and I once fed a giraffe at the zoo. I also really enjoy superman ice cream but they stopped selling it in local stores. Something about it causing cancer, but what doesn't nowadays? AMIRITE?!
Interview with Verb
How long can you go without a tweet?
How long can you go without breathing
How has social media improved your life?
It allows me to complain about my life to a ton of people who couldn't care less much more efficiently.
What is the weirdest or most inappropriate place you've ever made a social media post from?
I'm a chronic poop-tweeter.
What are six things you could never do without?
Dip n' Dots ice cream. Anna Kendrick. My lucky penny. Square BBQ chicken pizza. A calculator.