What's your best tweet?
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use it to make jokes with other writers. We all secretly hate each other and wish we could be best friends. It's fun.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
I like the standard Twitter app for iPad.
Twitter or Facebook?
Can you repeat the question? <tries to like his own reply, then favs it>
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What feature should Twitter add?
More feelings. And religion.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
I think Peter O'Toole's twitter would be pretty hilarious and cranky. Also Stephen Hawking should be on here.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
All of them. JK. BTW YOLO
Why should we vote for you?
Because ROBOT ON F--KING MARS.
How do you make your tweets unique?
I write from the point of view of a robot trapped on Mars. That does a lot of my work for me.
What inspires you to tweet?
Peer pressure and procrastination.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
I used to, but that stopped right about the time I stopped tweeting too much.
How long can you go without a tweet?
Is tweet now a euphemism for sex?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I imagine Twitter will change in the future by lowering the character limit to 7 and then every tweet will be swear words or YOLO.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) - an awesome supporter and inspiration for science, plus one hell of a moustache.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it has anything to do with the internet.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
No. They're already named, and they're fantastic.
How do you decide what to tweet?
I just kind of barf it out, then edit, then wait and ask myself if people will yell at me for it. If the answer is 'maybe' - then I tweet it.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
I do not. If anything I try to promote sedentary values. Like reading Twitter and doing a science.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Boredom and an overabundance of bad jokes.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
It has made me more inclined to tweet.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
All-caps Hulk accounts about a thing. Also more variety, and science, and pictures of food.
How will the world change in the next year?
It will have more Tweets in it. Also dragons.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?