Since the dawn of time there has been a force lurking in the darkness beyond view. The greatest theologians have written lofty treatises on the subject. Great minds have been pushed into the shoals of chittering madness. For all their suffering there are no answers. The question remains--what is sexy horse apocalys? It is a demon to some, an angel to others. Is Horse a demi-god? A higher dimensional being set to guide our civilization down a benevolent path? A poor choice of social media brand that stuck because the creator was too lazy to make another .gif avatar? No amount of schlocky rhetorical questions can illuminate this matter. It is up to you, distinguished members of the Shorty Award Academy, to decide this riddle: is Horse "#weird"?