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Congratulations to the winners of the 4th Annual Shorty Awards!
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Deborah Beale
RT @frankie_wah: I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because... she sooooo funny …
Paige Breisacher
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because she is consistently funny, sometimes thought-provoking
Emily Rhian
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because she has my jar and she takes such good care if it! :)
Rachel
RT @ThistleFrost: I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because no one is crazier than she.
Kent J
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because otherwise she will stare at us all. This cannot happen.
Addy RuthIsntMyMom
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because I like cupcakes. Which is my reason for everything.
Tiffany Nabors
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Jenn
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because this is HER award, last year she was ROBBED!
Chainmail Chuck
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because... 2012 needs to be more creepy.
Kriss Michelle
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Michelle Witte
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Lily
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Marta
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because... she is the queen of weirdtopia \u_u/
Amelia Burger
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because she is. no reason necessary.
Shannon
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Eustaciavye
I lied. I nominate @maureenjohnson for a shorty award in #weird because of monday dragons and coffee hoses and slurking.
Eustaciavye
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a shorty award in #author because her surreal humour causes conniptions in 23 states.
Ingrid Kornstad
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because... she has an unrelenting dedication to weirdness.
takeabreath32
I nominate @MaureenJohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because she is the very epitome of weird. Weird and awesome.
Stephanie D.
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because... she is the oddest person I have ever followed.
Sophie Jones
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because before I followed her I didn't live in a jar
with maureenjohnson
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
To connect with readers, and a lot of people who have no idea I'm an author. I also beg for food.
Share on TwitterWhat are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I never shorten!
Why should we vote for you?
I've never burned an orphan for fuel.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#nopants
How long can you go without a tweet?
I've gone hours at a time. I didn't like it, but I have.
How do you decide what to tweet?
Oh, YOU know. *winks*
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
I'd like to be able to tweet in my sleep. I've almost worked this one out. Is that a good answer?
How will the world change in the next year?
A new pizza will come out, with yet another MYSTERIOUS POCKET for cheese.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I think you're grossly overestimating my qualifications. This is called the SHORTY awards, after all.
