Shorty Awards Highlights

Watch the highlights of the 5th Annual Shorty Awards on our YouTube channel or see the entire ceremony at LiveStream.

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The case
for maureenjohnson

The Shorty Interview
with maureenjohnson

How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
To connect with readers, and a lot of people who have no idea I'm an author. I also beg for food.
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What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I never shorten!
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Why should we vote for you?
I've never burned an orphan for fuel.
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Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#nopants
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How long can you go without a tweet?
I've gone hours at a time. I didn't like it, but I have.
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How do you decide what to tweet?
Oh, YOU know. *winks*
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What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
I'd like to be able to tweet in my sleep. I've almost worked this one out. Is that a good answer?
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How will the world change in the next year?
A new pizza will come out, with yet another MYSTERIOUS POCKET for cheese.
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What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I think you're grossly overestimating my qualifications. This is called the SHORTY awards, after all.
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Erica Phillips
Erica Phillips @TheReadingOne
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because... just look at her twitter feed, you will see why.
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Taissa Reis
Taissa Reis @tassitassi
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #author…… because: BEST. TWITTER. EVER.
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Kaylin Mansley
Kaylin Mansley @Kaylinxoxo
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because... she has a cat.
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Samantha
Samantha @Samashies
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because I don't want to be drowned in a lake.
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Michael
Michael @Xanthor
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because...she is uber weird and she is aunt to Sherlock
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Whitney Moore
Whitney Moore @writeinlife
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #author because I have a cat too.
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ERWERT
ERWERT @toomucherin
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #narcissism because... she is always tweeting about herself.
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Amelia
Amelia @MillyClaire
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #author because the Name of the Star is one of my favorite books
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Amelia
Amelia @MillyClaire
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because she stores my essence (and yours) in a jar
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Erin Wert
Erin Wert @erinwert
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because... she put me in a jar.
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Karianne Morehouse
Karianne Morehouse @kariannewhitney
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #celebrity because she wins Twitter.
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Eustaciavye @eustaciavye77
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because her blanket forts are the sexiest.
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Mitch Sidwell
Mitch Sidwell @mtchsdwll
I nominate @maureenjohnson for a Shorty Award in #weird because she can make people uncomfortable like nobody else.
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