What are six things you could never do without?
brains. livers. weather. air fresheners. more brains?
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
This is my professional life.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
most of them are down right ridiculous. I have to choose just one?
What feature should Twitter add?
take the limit off direct messaging? I don't see why we need to limit our private messages as well
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I elongate most of my words. brraaaiiinnnsss....
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Lots of people. Everyone should follow me. I'm helpful. I'll tell you whether or not to wear galoshes
Why should we vote for you?
because it'd make me super happy. I didn't have much going for me in my life. I'm hoping to change that in my reanimation...
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
I haven't created a hash tag. That's an extra character that I can't spare...
How do you make your tweets unique?
i talk about stuff only i would talk about
What inspires you to tweet?
the desire to spread the zombie infection...
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
no. i try not to spam my followers.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
I don't need to know what you're eating for lunch. Unless it's a person. In that case you should post your location too so I can partake.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
What is the airspeed velocity of an African Swallow
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Possibly another new layout. Maybe more birds to help carry the fail whale? 145 character max!
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
that it's only good for talking about Justin Bieber
Why should people follow you?
I have a special fondness for my followers. I promise to report the weather to you on a daily basis, and to eat you last.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
Why'd you start tweeting?
It's another way that I can make people listen to me. Or at least, pretend that they're listening to me. They better be listening to me...
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
use their location tag. So I know where I can find their tasty brains
How will the world change in the next year?
Hover boards will work on water?
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?