What's your best tweet?
of course I want to run away to Tahiti
What are six things you could never do without?
Air, water, pizza, six flags, Patron, and my Porche, (minivan is currently standing in for the Porche)
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I try to use visionary persuasive vodoo copywriting techniques to convince people I have the secret to life.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What feature should Twitter add?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
The Space Aliens coming to invade Earth-it would be nice to get a little heads up @Earth
- we're about 50Million light years away...
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I, me, the, (since they really can't be shortened) and "to the moon Alice!" - You can't shorten Ralph Cramden
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
I feel that Steve Martin could get a lot of material from my stuff. He only follows about 66 people. I definitely should be 67.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
My mom, she is always telling me what to do. Just kidding Ma! (She still follows me...)
Why should we vote for you?
Since apparently my family is not involved in the mafia - I can't strong arm you, but I can give you Twitter goodness and entertainment.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
MichelleDeMarco, TheBossyRedhead, AmericanIdol
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I would have to say God. We tweet regularly. I think that is why my followers just shot up.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
They are always introduced with my name.
What inspires you to tweet?
The millions I rake in every day.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
No but I had a few people tell me I facebook too much. Who needs those people.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
I am not a genius, but I play one on my website. Bossy Blogger rocking internet marketing since the dawn of time, or 10 years.... good stuff
How long can you go without a tweet?
What question are we not asking here that we should?
What is the meaning of life? Seriously I can answer that.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I would love to see it go back to being more real time conversations and less advertising and automatic updates.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
I learned a long time ago that @God
has a great sense of humor. Steve Martin ain't bad either.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
-that it is a self serving tool. I mean come on - everyone knows all this advice is going to help you change your life.
Why should people follow you?
Aside from my wit, beauty and charm? They might actually learn how to make some money too.... I know - its a heavy burden...
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
Vaynerchuck, Steve Martin
How do you decide what to tweet?
I talk to all of my personalities and whichever one is funniest wins.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Some link brought me to Twitter and I thought "why not?" It has been quite a journey to learn to be succinct, however.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Twitter has forced me to think very carefully about how to be brilliant in 140 characters.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Interact in person.... Hootsuite is a tool folks, not a spambot
How will the world change in the next year?
There will be more comedy on Pandora. Try it on a road trip - it really helps.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
- you're so hot - I can't wait to meet you later. Oops wrong Rebecca, sorry honey I was just kidding...I'm not going out later
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
There will be TV dinners and variety shows.