What's your best tweet?
#reallystupidfuckingquestion
What are six things you could never do without?
katey, sarah, jackson, esme, my penis and my reading glasses.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
to update fans of Sons of Anarchy about the show and to generally make the entertainment community uncomfortable.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
broken-hearted transexuals
What feature should Twitter add?
nothing. leave it alone or you'll fuck it up.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
yes. people who hurt my feelings.
Why should we vote for you?
i'm the guy who says the shit most people don't say... because they have too much self-respect.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
i found a freelance writer for my show. oh, and i met lots of porn stars...
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
What inspires you to tweet?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
How long can you go without a tweet?
how long does it take for a tear to drip from a grieving child's eye...
What question are we not asking here that we should?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
they'll try to make it better and fuck it up.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
not sure... really don't follow anyone to be amused... maybe conan.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
that it's full of stalkers, pedophiles and serial killers.
Why should people follow you?
they shouldn't, i'm very dangerous.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
not-that-i-can-think-of-right-now.
How do you decide what to tweet?
i have no criteria... that's the problem.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
no. children change your life.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
How will the world change in the next year?
it will spin just a little faster.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
i don't know, i just hope i'm still alive.