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How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
Hooking up.
Share on TwitterWhat's your favorite Twitter app?
I've been a guinea pig for so many, hard to narrow it down.
Twitter or Facebook?
If a guinea pig can be on twitter, I say why not. Twitter is easier to work with than fb when you're a pig.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
The funniest trend is all these so-called social media experts. What we call it back in the cage is "looking for a job."
What feature should Twitter add?
I think the hashtag system stinks. Like my habitat after a few days.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
That's for me to know and you to find out.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Too many to count. Excessive tweets, spam. We all know them
Why should we vote for you?
Listen, to pull myself up to this level when I weigh only one ounce is impressive. And my stories are killer - I mean there are dead people.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Actually got tweeted by @BadJoanHollloway. Hooking up. Just don't want no Richard Gere action - if you get my drift.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#stateofnormal
How do you make your tweets unique?
Well I mainly oversee all the action happening w/ the characters. There's blood, gore, guts, deceit. Kind of like Jay and Conan.
What inspires you to tweet?
There are so many stories in my furry head I have to get them out. I don't have the advantage of a wheel to relieve stress, as hamsters do.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Go to State of Normal (@state_normal) and you'll have 17 new friends right away. After that you're on your own.
How long can you go without a tweet?
I have stamina you wouldn't believe.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Are excessive retweets allowed to gain Shorty nominations? I need to know - and fast.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Ashton Kutcher. He's keeping it real, baby!
Why'd you start tweeting?
If you were in a cage (I mean "habitat") all day, you'd be tweeting too.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
I would really like them to read State of Normal - and then buy me some Timothy Hay.
How will the world change in the next year?
Hoping for bigger habitat (politically-correct word for cage) & more timothy hay. Look for me to be a leading social media "expert".
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Well, I'm wondering if I'll still be answering all these questions, since it doesn't appear to be ending...
