What's your best tweet?
All of the tweets about my job I had to delete when HR found out about my twitter.
What are six things you could never do without?
Tumblr. My 2 iPhones (one wasn't enough). My fat cat, Jack. Oreo cookies. Eyeliner. The Bachelor.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
It's kind of the opposite. How can I avoid using twitter in my professional life, and avoid people finding out about this.
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter. Randoms are a lot funnier than my Facebook friends.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
The Backstreet Boys follow me, so that's basically that.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I unfollow anyone who tweets more then like, 20x in an hour. I don't have time for that.
Why should we vote for you?
My Twitter is my own life. But I run a tumblr called #myfriendsaremarried
that has become an anthem for 20-something singles everywhere
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
My twitbestie is pretty much now my actual bestie, and the only one who knows me in the entire world. It's like online dating for friends.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#normalornot. It's my favorite game to play.
How do you make your tweets unique?
My tweets are unique because I tweet about things that actually happen to me. And my life is strange and special (in a bad way).
What inspires you to tweet?
Other people. They're entertaining. And sometimes moderately stupid.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
No, but I have gotten called out on RTing too much. I can't help that some people are just as funny as me.
Why should people follow you?
So they can see that all of my MFAM posts are nothing but authentic...this is my real life!
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
My brother, @DaggumEric
is pretty hysterical in a random, makes no sense kind of way. We're obviously related.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I actually used to think Twitter was just another form of instant messenger to make plans with my friends. I had like, 5 followers.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Strangely, yes. It's connected me with so many amazing men and women who feel like they're the only single person in the world.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Southern girl anon accounts.