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Josh Patton

was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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The Shorty Interview with Josh Patton

Why should we vote for you?

I'd like to think that my tweets speak for themselves. But that's impossible. Because I write them. Without me, my tweets are nothing.

Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?

I think @ConanOBrien would enjoy following me. And he only follows 1 person so it would be a real honor. Unlike all those fake honors I have.

How do you imagine Twitter changing?

I imagine it evolving into a giant bird of prey. And then no amount of over-tweeting can stop it. It will carry that whale BY ITSELF!

What question are we not asking here that we should?

Well I haven't read all the questions yet, so I guess I'll just skip this for now and come back to it later. Crap I hit Submit!

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Learn More about Josh Patton


I'm an actor/writer (emphasis on the "/") from Chicago trying to make it in L.A. So far so good (emphasis on the second "so"). I'm one of the creators of the web-series The Wilton Way and I'm currently working on turning my tweets into my very first stand-up comedy act, despite the fact that I look like a prop comic in my profile picture. I'm actually doing karaoke. One day I'll be able to look back at this moment and say, "I knew me when." Thanks! (Emphasis on the "pizza." I haven't eaten yet.)

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The Shorty Awards honor the best of social media. Millions of people participate in The Shortys to recognize individuals and organizations producing great content on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, YouTube, Foursquare and the rest of the social web. The 7th annual ceremony will be held in April 2015 in New York City and live streamed internationally.

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