What's your best tweet?
Life is like a watermelon.
What are six things you could never do without?
Twitter, my teddy, my evil plans, coke, the Simpsons and chocolate.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I don't, twitter is personal.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What feature should Twitter add?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
To be honest, Dr. Watson.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
because she is uh... well... er... AWESOME!!!
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
You spam my timeline, I unfollow you.
Why should we vote for you?
If I say why you should vote for me then the universe will implode, so just do it before bad things start happening.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#dontfeedmyteddy , spam, sex is good.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
What inspires you to tweet?
My fellow tweeters, my teddy and my left sock.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
No, not in the the past few minutes.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Tweet for the love of Twitter.
How long can you go without a tweet?
Less longer than I can hold my breath.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
What's your favourite sock's name?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Why should people follow you?
People should follow me because I drown babies and steal candy from puppies.
How do you decide what to tweet?
I only do what the voices tell me.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I was bored and I wanted to know what Stephen Fry(@stephenfry) was doing.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes, now I spend my free time tweeting.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
More tweeting less preaching.
How will the world change in the next year?
In many significant and minor ways.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Twitter domination I tell you!