Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter!! What?!?! Twitter!!!!!
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Rolling on the floor laughing my f*cking ass off.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Yes, @LadyGaga. I believe she would find me charming and gender neutral.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes, I unfollowed @50Cent
for fear of rival gang retaliation
Why should we vote for you?
I'm the king. And not only am I on the radio, but I tweet as well.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Never, I'm far too entertaining
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Make sure you use all of your characters. All 140 of them. No more no less. All. Not some, all. I think that's really, really, important.
How long can you go without a tweet?
12 hours, beyond that and people assume I'm dead. And celebrate.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
What's your opinion on Sam Roberts?
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
King of the webshow, @AnthonyCumia
Why'd you start tweeting?
Because the things I have to say need to be shared
How will the world change in the next year?
I will have a shorty award, and everyone will be aware of it
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
RTing compliments. Although I probably would do that if I got any.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Much more quiet. And less direct eye contact.