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What's your best tweet?
Dear #teaparty morons; if you were dumb enough to support Bush's wars, you should be honourable enough to pay for them
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
Camera, iPhone, Twitter, Bicycle, Music and Morons
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter - Facebook has a controlled feel, Twitter is for grown-ups.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Seeing hundreds of people all tweeting the same thing after every Glenn Beck broadcast
What feature should Twitter add?
A moron score - would make my job easier
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Martin Luther King - so he could tell Glenn Beck that he REALLY doesn't represent a continuation of his work
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Moron, moronic, moronitude
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
@stephenfry - very clever and funny man, and has millions of followers, so a retweet would be nice.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I sometimes find a person isn't as dumb as I first thought
Why should we vote for you?
Watching morons 24/7 has put my mental health at risk. Please appreciate my sacrifice
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Saudi Arabia uprising
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#RunForTheHills
How do you make your tweets unique?
Don't know - people seem to like them though
What inspires you to tweet?
Seeing the stupidity that passes as "fact" for so many people
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
The key thing is to be concise. Work out how to use fewer characters to express yourself while retaining meaning. And most importantly, neve
How long can you go without a tweet?
I stop tweeting for food and sex. 2-3 minutes sometimes.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Why do I do it? But I'm not sure of the answer...
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Some of the people I follow appear to not have opposable thumbs - so tweeting is some achievement.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
The people I follow are never deliberately funny.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
It's not all about people saying what they had for lunch; though there is a lot of that
Why should people follow you?
So they don't have to follow dumb people - I do it for them.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@RealBrother0003 is "unusual". He never, ever manages to say what he wants in 140 characters.
How do you decide what to tweet?
Generally inspired by other people's tweets - whether smart or moronic
Why'd you start tweeting?
Facebook was getting boring
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes - stops me from shouting random things at strangers in the street
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Tweet original thoughts, rather than what they just heard Rush Limbaugh say
How will the world change in the next year?
I hope its average IQ will rise by at least 0.001 points
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Tweeting regularly if you can't spell. Or think.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Warmer and slightly less moronic
