yes. myself. for being a copycat.
absolutely. it has made my average paragraph shorter.
#monkeypelts, #soma, #canineteeth
Air, water, fire, food, shelter and carmel.
Do not fall victim to these arbitrary constraints! 140 symbols? What diety dictated that our poetic vision ends at measly 140 characters? FU.
I think therefore i twit. [full disclosure: i have never twitted this twit.]... (ellipsis added for emphasize.)
You shouldn't. I didn't.
I've never seen a funny trend. Unless your talking about twitter.
forever. How about you? Huh? yeah! that fries your circuits doesn't it, sucker.
myself. And you, of course. (because i'm being a lickspittle.)
This is the longest Q & A i have ever been subjected to. I decide what to tweet based on a complex demographically generated algorithm.
One thing i would tell all new twitters is: Don't answer stupid questions.
Ha, ha! very funny. No one cool doesn't already follow me.
I have connected with my keyboard, primarily.
I have no professional life. Unless you are talking about the oldest profession in the world.
It won't. This will stand out as the year that absolutely nothing changed. mark my words.
Oh, come on! Get with the times! Twitting and FBing are so 2011. Everyone is skywriting now.
By rmvng th vwls.
not until now.
Because I have unusually long cuticles.
Nope. Because i don't follow anyone. If you are going to keep asking questions. I'm going to quit. I feel like i am being waterboarded.
a soft pillow made of stones.
i don't follow anyone, so.... God.
Why are you still typing?
I imagine one day that twitter will be something that thoughtful people will care about. But i'm a dreamer.
That it's an agricultural website.
For a small fee you should be able to rent high quality threshing machines, silos and livestock.
i was curious what this whole twitting thing was about.