What's your best tweet?
What are six things you could never do without?
vinnie jones movies, self warming slippers, slankets, koala bears, DVDs of canceled Television shows, & seasonal coffee creamers
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
by keeping my tweets as unprofessional as possible
What's your favorite Twitter app?
the official twitter app for ipad, echofon for mac
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What feature should Twitter add?
you're / your auto correct
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
the kardashians. any and all of them
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
i refuse to say 'Elle Oh Elle'
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
there are a few people i wish Didn't follow me, so i could start vicious rumors about them.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
people that stopped being interesting, and sold their accounts to companies to plug crappy out of date offers @CapturedPixies. im lookin at u
Why should we vote for you?
i'll find you otherwise. and tickle you til you pee
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
probably @JenFriel. hot nerd chicks rule
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#WhitePeopleSportsAreDumb because i dont like golf
How do you make your tweets unique?
saying things most people won't
What inspires you to tweet?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
yeah, by people on facebook who dont understand hashtags
140 characters of advice for a new user?
only DM if its personal, dont over do it with the hashtags, use the best grammar possible, and dont tweet at / follow your ex's - ever.
How long can you go without a tweet?
i made it 25 years without tweeting.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
favorite color? favorite bluth brother, and why?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
that KimKardashian actually has something worthwhile of saying
Why should people follow you?
i'll give them the antidote
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
by throwing pickles against the wall, and tweeting what i see from trail
Why'd you start tweeting?
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
it's destroyed my attention span
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
figure out the whole "You're" "Your" thing
How will the world change in the next year?
wikileaks will reveal that george w bush is actually a V
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
whenever anyone claims to be an expert, on anything
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
made millions off of developing Greenies Brand Pill Pockets for teenagers