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with Korked Bats
What's your best tweet?
That's like asking which child we like best. So with that said, we'll answer with, our first tweet.
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
1. Football. 2. Baseball. 3. Basketball. 4. Sandwiches. 5. Batteries. 6. Sandwiches.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
To compare the president to Obama... Wait... Sorry... Thought you asked, "How would Hank Williams Jr. use Twitter?"
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Tech vests and Furbies.
What feature should Twitter add?
A @kanywest tweet per day limit.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Regis Philbin.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
We prefer to never shorten "laughing out loud."
Why should we vote for you?
Because we voted for you. Pay it forward, dude. Pay it forward.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
We're followed by former NFL QB Rodney Peete. So good news, folks. Rodney Peete is alive. Better news, folks. Rodney Peete is on Twitter.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#NBgAybars, NBA team names that sound like the names of gay bars.
What inspires you to tweet?
Sports. And jokes. And pop culture. And Oprah.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Yes. Sorry, mom.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Take the red pill.
How long can you go without a tweet?
Probably about si... wait hold on, gotta tweet real quick... ok, where was I? Ok... about six seconds.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Who shot Kennedy?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
We hope it doesn't. Because it's amazing, just the way it is. Right, Bruno Mars?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
@PeytonsHead and @JoseCanseco
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That @ESPN's tweets are funny.
Why should people follow you?
If you like sports, and if you like jokes, and if you like pop culture, we've consolidated the three into one Twitter account.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@PeytonsHead, @FauxJohnMadden, @CaptTouchback, @Likover, @TheAHuff, @kyleayers, @brycestuck, @realchrisnester, @erinmcgown, @keithmont
How do you decide what to tweet?
We don't. Tebow does.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes. Twitter has been a pivotal part of growing our website, http://korkedbats....
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Well for one, there aren't enough Twitter accounts randomly tweeting you for free iPad giveaways...
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
At the age of 49, Albert Pujols will be a free agent.
