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I nominate @jonesyinc1 for a Shorty Award in #celebrity because... he works to bring together a twitter community
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What's your best tweet?
After 50,000 I couldn't pick one! Although I think I mentioned cock a little too much
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
Phone, iPad, moleskin pad, pen, mints, tea
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use it daily to tweet rude stuff, interact with customers, update my blog and make people laugh
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter - simple and clean!
Twitter or Facebook?
utoutshuto
What feature should Twitter add?
It's almost perfect!
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Doris Day
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Gorgeous, handsome and lovely
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Paul Smith as I love his work and so want to work for his company, as a freelancer!
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I used to use an app to keep track of new followers and ended up following bots and spam!
Why should we vote for you?
I'm lovely and cuddly and love a foot photo. I make stuff and draw stuff and take pictures of stuff too! So vote for me and stroke my ego?
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#noreasonotherthantheyarelovely
How do you make your tweets unique?
Be yourself - don't pretend to be something your not!
What inspires you to tweet?
The people of twitter! They are my friends inside my phone/ipad
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Umm, yeah! A lot! Especially if I'm tweeting new products! I get carried away and it could be seen as spam!
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Be interesting and tweet for you, not an imaginary audience! Please yourself first and foremost
What question are we not asking here that we should?
How to end world hunger? And should Twitter change colour?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
It doesn't need to - the constraints in terms of 140 characters make you think before you type and I love that
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
@i_warrior - he's rude and crude and lovely and funny! Cracks me up with his inappropriate tweets!
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it's really called Twatter and is just some site for gays to hook up with each other! We use it for that too of course!
Why should people follow you?
Because deep down, I'm lovely! Bring a spade and you'll find that out!
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@dawat50 who's a brilliant new photographer in manchester
How do you decide what to tweet?
Whatever crap comes in my head, or replying to a good tweet in my timeline!
Why'd you start tweeting?
Becuase I was curious and was quitting smoking at the time - it took my mind off cigarettes
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Be honest and wear more clothes!
How will the world change in the next year?
More tablets, no cures
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Autocorrect is my biggest one - not proof reading before hitting tweet!
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
