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Clifford Myers

was nominated for a Shorty Award!

You're allowed to be homeless as long as you don't pee on things. If you're rich enough, you can piss on whatever you want.

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The Shorty Interview with Clifford Myers

What's your best tweet?

I'm okay with bumping uglies as long as your ugly's not bumpy.

Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?

I wouldn't mind if #LickingTheJunk became a thing.

Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?

Twitter didn't change my life as much as it held it hostage.

Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?

A lot of people have a lot of fun on Twitter but I really admire @ChelseaVPeretti for her mad Twitter skills and her stage act.

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My name is Clifford Myers. If you're expecting dog-urination-milkshake jokes or dead-baby-piƱata jokes then you have come to the wrong place. Take that filth to to Dane Cook's house and defecate on it. He's got two girls and cup that'll help you out. But if you're in the mood for some make-up-terrifying-joke-premisses-and-blame-it-on-Dane-Cook type jokes. Then you've come to the right place.

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About the Shorty Awards

The Shorty Awards honor the best of social media. Millions of people participate in The Shortys to recognize individuals and organizations producing great content on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, YouTube, Foursquare and the rest of the social web. The 7th annual ceremony will be held in April 2015 in New York City and live streamed internationally.

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