Sign in via TwitterThe Best Non-Human in Social Media
For non-humans on social media. Bots, machines, pets, plants, anything other than a person that generates interesting social media content.
Congratulations to the winners of the 4th Annual Shorty Awards!
Check out our blog for the full list of winners here.
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33rd
The Best Toy Ever!
Happy Cow Happy Cow everywhere you go! Happy Cow Happy Cow take it to and fro! Happy Cow Happy Cow follows you all day! Happy Cow Happy Cow play play play play…- 19 votes in nonhuman
- 7 votes in food
- 4 votes in fakeaccount
34th
Dusty Styles
I'm a cat - not just any cat - a styles cat - please don't spam me.- 18 votes in nonhuman
34th
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Bronx Zoo's Cobra
I'm an Egyptian cobra back from being out on the town. BronxZoosCobra@gmail.com- 18 votes in nonhuman
- 5 votes in fakeaccount
- 1 vote in humor
- 1 vote in bestfakeaccount
35th
Elijah Daniel
grammy award winning triangle player, actor, comedian, youtuber & writer for @mashable.- 17 votes in nonhuman
- 167 votes in weird
- 16 votes in douchebaggery
- 7 votes in douchebagofthedecade
- 3 votes in guywithnolife
36th
Misha Collins
Actor, baker, candlestick maker36th
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Harry Styles
Hello :D I'm 1/5 of One Direction..And if you follow, thank you..I Love You .xx- 16 votes in nonhuman
- 1580 votes in weird
- 271 votes in hottieoftheyear
- 105 votes in singer
- 90 votes in fashion
37th
Hongo Takeshi
The O.G. The original Rider before all these medals and memories! One kick. That's all I needed.38th
Miley Ray Cyrus
“Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think.” - Buddha38th
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LucyLiberte
I am an amazing Asian ele captured in Sri Lanka&have worked in Edmonton-Valley Zoo for 34 years. I hope to retire to a sanctuary and need your support.- 12 votes in nonhuman
- 1 vote in tweetheart
39th
Lady Gaga
mother mons†er39th
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Horse ebooks
Horse ebooks39th
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SirWinstonJonas
hey..umm.. im pretty chill and umm i like food and stuff- 11 votes in nonhuman
40th
Lego!Gibbs
Small, plastic, badass. Just like the Boss on #NCIS (except for the 'small, plastic' part).- 10 votes in nonhuman
41st
41st
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Kim jae joong
JYJ from 東方神起
42nd
Piers Morgan
'One day you're the cock of the walk, the next a feather duster.'42nd
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Furious Pete
My job is to eat. I host a TV show, make YouTube videos, compete in eating contests and occasionally workout. Oh yeah I overcame Anorexia, ironic eh?42nd
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The Bay Bridge
Hello! I'm a big gray bridge! I keep you company as you drive between San Francisco and Oakland! You know you love me. (This is not an official account.)- 8 votes in nonhuman
43rd
