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Masterbation Shorty Award Leaders

1st

some fucking guy

some fucking guy

i'm just some fucking guy.
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2nd

Victor Root

Victor Root

Hello: I would say It's nice to meet you, but it's not, so I don't pretend it is when I greet you.
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2nd
(tie)

Dennis Fan

Dennis Fan

Obelisk of awesome.
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