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What's your best tweet?
Like I keep track of the shit I spiel? Seriously? Fine, I tweeted whilst pooping once, that was pretty epic.
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
Coffee, cigarettes, cynicism, skepticism, egotism, other tisms.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I don't, twitter isn't for marketing or such gimmickry.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
My blog, http://bashpr0mpt.... because it lets me update my twitter on the go without laggy iPhone apps.
Twitter or Facebook?
MySpace, nah, kidding, but I'm there too. Hell, I'm everywhere. Mostly http://bashpr0mpt.... ;)
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
I find most trends are pretty lame actually, dunno, might just be me?
What feature should Twitter add?
A percentile driven flag feature which ultimately lets users ban other users if they speak shit, or try and scam.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
@thepope, I reckon the old bloke looks like the Emperor from Star Wars, and thus by default is AWESOME.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Almost all of them. Sometimes I'll IMHO. IDGAF? ROFL? Uh, there's less I abbreviate than that which I don't.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
@OMGFacts, so they can see my corrections every time they post, because 99% of their shit is made up.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Often and many; scabs who never follow any of their followers back, MLM marketing goons and get rich quick types.
Why should we vote for you?
Because I'm fucking awesome, that's why.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Preferably something about hollywood being destroyed by a giant vapid cunt spitting acid and venereal disease from it's urethra. Uh, wait.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
All of them.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#justinbeiberisanabsolutetwatandhisfansareworse
How do you make your tweets unique?
I don't. Uniqueness is merely lack of imagination of the viewer, or lack of worldly experience. We're all the same space monkeys.
What inspires you to tweet?
Boredom.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Never. Not yet. Are you calling me out, bitch?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Just because you're limited to 140 characters doesn't mean you should use lame abbreviations and 'tlk lyk a dikhed, k?'
How long can you go without a tweet?
How long is a piece of string?
What question are we not asking here that we should?
How big is it?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
@bashpr0mpt, eh's a pretty cool guy and doesn't affraid of anything.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Because all the cool kids were doing it.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Oh fuck off. You're kidding me right? Anyone who says yes to this should be stabbed in the face with a house-brick, repeatedly.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Admit they tweet whilst pooping.
How will the world change in the next year?
[rubs crystal ball] I see more births, deaths, marriages, wars, famine, and technological breakthroughs. Damn, I'm good.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Trying to 'cash in', or 'make money' off social networks.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I'm not a fucking crystal ball mate.
