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What's your best tweet?
All of them are infinitely awesome.
Share on TwitterTwitter or Facebook?
I am the LORD your god.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Dispensationalism.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
@Pontifex
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#ifgodexisted
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Follow me or I'll torture you (after you die).
How long can you go without a tweet?
Once I went a whole week, but I just used the extra time to double the number of toddlers who got cancer that week.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Myself.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
@almightygod
How do you decide what to tweet?
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes. It's helped me communicate directly with my followers instead of relying on vague feelings and semi-literate goat herders.
How will the world change in the next year?
I will destroy it. Maybe.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Hellish.
Most recent nominations for almightygod
Vini
@ViniCarvalho66
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... there's no because, he's GOD!!!
Kevin Patrick Martin
@patrickevmartin
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... he'll smite me if I don't vote. HE knows.
Nizz
@BumbleBeeNizz
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #weird because...i find him hilarious and somewhat weird HA!
Margo D.
@SOTXfan
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because...There is only one fake god and it could be him.
Leeann Cross
@leeleeann
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because...of his false promises
