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Jen
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... he claims he's the God of Twitter,and I'm #TeamGod
Andy Huss
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...Interesting, funny, entertaining, pertinant
ImplausibleEndeavors
I nominate @almightygod 4 ShortyAward in #nonhuman 'cuz...he's 2 humble for Celebrity & 2 subtle for Humor categories.
robin baker
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because...if it was real it would be in CAPS
robin baker
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he's so funny I almost believe in him.
Nick Lloyd-Jenkins
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...I never knew a megalomaniac like God could be funny!
shalena trammell
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...His sh*t don't stink.
Red Dog
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... he's the funniest omnipotent being around
Bruce Fulton
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... I fear the consequences of disobedience.
jul1@n@ m@r13
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because its tweets are timely, brilliant & provocative - SRSLY!
Agustín Dieste
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because I live in fear of Him.
Z Hespelt
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because, he's fictional and funny, just like the real thing!
Ahmed Med
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he is unable to win by himself.
Dr. JT
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... no other deity makes me laugh this hard/often.
simon bartell
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because i don't want to go to Hell.
Izzy Leonard
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... He will damn me to hell if I don't.
Michael Selfish
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... religion is anti life
Ken Anderson
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because I'm guessing there's a human posting tweets for him.
Ken Anderson
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #humor because he does a great job poking fun at the fundies.
Ken Anderson
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he can't be more non-human: all knowing & all powerful!
Ashley Bochain
I nominate @almightygod for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because hes the god that actually talks back.
with almightygod
What's your best tweet?
All of them are infinitely awesome.
Share on TwitterTwitter or Facebook?
I am the LORD your god.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Dispensationalism.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#ifgodexisted
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Follow me or I'll torture you (after you die).
How long can you go without a tweet?
Once I went a whole week, but I just used the extra time to double the number of toddlers who got cancer that week.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Myself.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
@almightygod
How do you decide what to tweet?
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes. It's helped me communicate directly with my followers instead of relying on vague feelings and semi-literate goat herders.
How will the world change in the next year?
I will destroy it. Maybe.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Hellish.
