What's your best tweet?
quote: 'if you have a book of this game then throw it in the bin because it's just become WORTHLESS.' -professor sanchez.
What are six things you could never do without?
food- cake, ipods, laptop, phone and internet.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I don't have a professional life!
What's your favorite Twitter app?
echofon and plain twitter.
Twitter or Facebook?
I really do prefer twitter. It's easier to use AND it has all my favourite celebrities on it.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Going around with your pants sagging, a flat brimmed cardboard hat and an iphone saying 'OMG LOOK I'VE GOT SWAGGGGGGGGGG'
What feature should Twitter add?
twitter texting on optus..?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Cliche: dick and dom, because they helped change my mind on film and TV. (really, one of their writers did that.)
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I unfollowed the wankbot because it was too gross.
Why should we vote for you?
No idea why, because well, I wouldn't win this award anyway.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
one direction are a bad band and are just like Justin Beiber..? (Ethan and Ollie forever.)
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I got to be able to contact my favourite producer and actor. And answer them, 14 hours later. Er.. yeah.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
They're ALREADY unique, I make them! I am a bit odd, so they come out odd.
What inspires you to tweet?
I don't have an inspiration.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
No-one is going to like your tweets unless you find a niche. Find a niche and ATTACK. (and also, don't role play characters.)
How long can you go without a tweet?
A week. At most. I can go for more, but my phone has a client built in.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
It'll morph into something with Zynga. Ugh. For the worse.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Well, Simon from DaBungalow Online because he just blogs rich and dom related stuff. (And, he's awesome.)
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
Professor Harry Batt. Well, I say 'professor' but I use that term loosely. He doesn't post often.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
Only retards, fags and lady gaga are on there. (And me, which makes me Lady Gaga.)
Why should people follow you?
I post crap which is funny!
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
dick and dom, of course, er.. big and little howard, someone who's obsessed with horrible histories..
How do you decide what to tweet?
Comes off the top of my head, really. I don't post top quality stuff.
Why'd you start tweeting?
no-one liked me spamming my facebook wall with crap.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I now spell check, anogram check and also 'does this make sense' my posts. Too scared of making an error.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Stop talking to oddities and talking to more weird people. Talk!!
How will the world change in the next year?
There will be a new iPhone out.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
spam bots, brendan fevola..?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I'll be 25! Er.. the same but with different prime ministers.