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How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
Selling drugs and my body over twitter for cookies is pretty easy.
Share on TwitterWhat's your favorite Twitter app?
rihanna's forehead.
Twitter or Facebook?
What feature should Twitter add?
a shut the hell up button.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Alec Baldwin.......for obvious reasons.
Why should we vote for you?
cause i'm poor.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#twerkdatass
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I'm pretty sure twitter touched me one night while I was sleeping.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
All the time
How long can you go without a tweet?
it's like cocaine. i can't go without.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
@fart cuz his name is fart.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
Hmm, probably @mishacollins
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
that we are normal.
Why should people follow you?
cause i'm miley cyrus' twin.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
your mom.
How do you decide what to tweet?
I was dropped as a baby, ever since then dumb things just pop into my head.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
lol no i tweet about oreos, bitch.
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
Why'd you start tweeting?
to heal the pain.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes. It got me pregnant.
How will the world change in the next year?
my nudes will leak.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Everyone will be made out of cotton candy and poop rainbows.
Most recent nominations for Elijah Daniel
Nina Ristic
@nrTomf
I nominate @aguywithnolife for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me laugh
Lauren
@HaleyInspiresMe
I nominate @aguywithnolife for a Shorty Award in #weird because he's the twitter HBIC, effing amazing, & actually replied to my ratchet
Shortbus Mooner
@ShortbusMooner
I nominate @aguywithnolife for a Shorty Award in #weird because he wears frilly undies..
Justin Fudenski
@jfuddd
I nominate @aguywithnolife for a Shorty Award in #weird because... Twerking is a serious sport, #olympics2016
sloan
@Yoonfection
I nominate @aguywithnolife for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he's truly truly weird...AND ADMITS THAT HE LVOE ME
Jezzy_Bruce
@delusional_munk
I nominate @aguywithnolife for a Shorty Award in #smallbusiness because he is a whore.
CiNDY ❀
@cfloress_
I nominate @aguywithnolife for a Shorty Award in #weird because hes hilariouuussss
Emily Hartmann❤☁
@emilyhartmann1
I nominate @aguywithnolife for a Shorty Award in #weird because... hes weird :)
The Vamps
@LadyGillies
I nominate @aguywithnolife for a Shorty Award in #weird because... have you read the mans tweets?
Elijah Daniel
@aguywithnolife
I nominate @aguywithnolife for a Shorty Award in #weird because obvious reasons.
