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Congratulations to the winners of the 4th Annual Shorty Awards!
Check out our blog for the full list of winners here.
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Help Most recent nominations for Happy Gilmore
Jenn Shepard (;
I endorse @_Happy_Gilmore in the Shorty category #hockey because he was the only guy to try & stab someone w/ his skate
Meghan Rauls
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because he was the only guy to try nd stab someone w/his skate
Ron Burgundy
ATTENTION EVERYONE! Go Nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey or I'm gonna start kicking people in the Jack Johnson.
Nick Stachurski
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because... he has a cock of walrus. #tillthenightcloses
Mac Greaney
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because I hate that clown & he needs to hold 2 hockey records
Traelyn
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in#hockey because..he took his skate off and stabbed someone with it Lol
Mike Farano
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because. his slap shot can hit a hole in one on a par 4 #moveovermcelroy
Zach Liberatore
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because... Of the all time backfire
Conor Murphy
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because... his golden hockey stick putter was the shit.
Branden Havens
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because sometimes you just gotta tap it in, can't force it
Sam Raff
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because he is hoss and pounds subway
Matthew Bork
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because what's better than being a hockey player and a golfer?
eddie vanderlip
I nominate @_happy_gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because...he's happy out there!
Tina Wergin
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because.. hes a funny bastard and the kings mascot can blow me
Shelby C Miller
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because...He loves subway, and hates mini golf
Anthony DeDona
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because...his shots on net resize goal regulations
Candace Kendall
I nominate @_happy_gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because I want him to win! duh
Francis Bérubé
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because... Cause he's the best!
Happy Gilmore
RT @NIKITALAW: I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because he's sweet and sexy xx
Nick Lawson
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because...Well I mean come on its Happy
Jose Miguel Candia
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because he ask to the ball that he suck his white ass
Anthony Rosino
I nominate @_Happy_Gilmore for a Shorty Award in #hockey because... he has the coolest putter on the tour!
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The ones I forget to actually tweet
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Social angst towards sports and celebrities
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Can't see the number of total rt's anymore. So dumb
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George bush
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Free stuff from some cool guys
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Tweet hard. Don't hold anything back. The ones who love you will follow you to the end
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Because I'm a good time.
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I think really hard and try to be funny
Why'd you start tweeting?
Highly recommended by my friend
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Happy g quotes
How will the world change in the next year?
It will be 2013? Is there extra credit ?
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I only speak English.
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Probably gone. Nuclear war. Aliens. Tommy Wiseau as president.
