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What's your best tweet?
That time I had chicken soup in a bread bowl at Panera Bread.
What are six things you could never do without?
Food. Water. Oxygen. Clothes. A roof. Internet.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
Promotes my work.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
The scrolling updater for my front page.
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
"NO GOD" because of the panic it caused.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
antidisestablishmentarianism
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Random ppl for bad political or misogynistic rants.
Why should we vote for you?
I'm awesome.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Ultra Fem!
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Dante Posh! My first follower! <3
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#ultrafem
How do you make your tweets unique?
Well, they're about ME.
What inspires you to tweet?
The need to promote my art!
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
No, LOL.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Say something funny.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
That's a long list. You pretty much only asked me about Twitter.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I could guess, but I'd be wrong!
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
I hate to say it: Kelly Oxford, because she turned it into a career.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
Kate Beaton
Why should people follow you?
My art is awesome! (And filthy!)
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
Not much of a decision. I do things all the time that need promoting.
Why'd you start tweeting?
To promote my work.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Cartooning.
How will the world change in the next year?
More fascism.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
ALL CAPS, religious garbage, hating women, hateful politics, fighting each other
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I don't know, but I'm not enthusiastic. I suspect I won't be here that long.












