What's your best tweet?
The Queen costs us £36.2m a year... That should put Andy Carroll's transfer fee in perspective... #LFC #snip
What are six things you could never do without?
Sleep. Football. Art. Music. Adidas Trainers. My Son.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
To promote our latest shows and sketches on both our YouTube channel and website. That and periodic defense of Luis Suarez...
What's your favorite Twitter app?
I will hold my hand up, I have no idea what a twitter app is... I've got Twitter on my phone, does that count?
Twitter or Facebook?
The Twitter virus in my system is slowly purging my Facebook addiction...
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Clive Owen... It's a long story...
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Anything that can be said in text speak. Numbers don't go in words... H8 it.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Once, for spamming up my timeline with inane "Retweet this if you were born in a day ending in y and we'll get you a 100 followers". Yawn.
Why should we vote for you?
I want to prove that with dedication, independant, self financed, web based TV can compete with corporate millions and A-list casting.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Justice For The 96... Dont Buy The Sun... Liverpool FC 19 titles... Machin BAFTA Nomination...
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
- an amazing podcast that has become part of my weekly routine...
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
I'm not sure they're especially unique, I just tend to write whatever comes to me... then spend an hour drafting it to 140 characters...
What inspires you to tweet?
I'd love to say something poetic, like "Beauty" or "children's laughter", but it's mainly people getting hit in the face... or football.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
No. Only for tweeting too late at night. Our followers in England tell me to sleep more, those in the U.S love it- it's afternoon to them.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
How long can you go without a tweet?
I find that with each passing day the gap gets shorter. Soon I will have nothing to tweet about other than my last tweet... ;)
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Know any good "knock, knock" jokes?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Sadly I see it becoming a corporate advertising tool, and anomymous hate delivery system... Well, more so...
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it is run by Lily Allen and 14 year old girls...
Why should people follow you?
Because I don't think of myself as being above or beneath anyone, don't force my opinions on people and love being proved wrong, mostly.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
Brain-> Fingers->Keyboard->Tweet... and hope that my internal 'quality control' man isn't down the pub...
Why'd you start tweeting?
It was a great way to communicate with the Liverpool FC community, and people I would never had spoken to on Facebook, Youtube or the street
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Where once I'd get my sports news from several sites, I find that most of my news now comes from my twitter feed...
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Send random, unprovoked messages of love and support.
How will the world change in the next year?
More poverty on our doorsteps. The Return of the Pub. My son will take his first steps, forcing us to hide our cool fragile stuff.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Making bold statements about topics you know little about.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
The World will be one massive social media soap opera, broadcasting in live streaming 3D-HD holograms on your iphone14