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Congratulations to the winners of the 4th Annual Shorty Awards!
Check out our blog for the full list of winners here.
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Most recent nominations for The Fiver
Phillip Mercer
I endorse @TheFiver in the Shorty category #soccer because... its better than a punch in the face.
Matt Arrowsmith
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because...it's witty, it's daily and it's brief.
Ian Stewart
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because... it is witty, topical and daily. Superb.
Liam Duffy
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because if it was any longer i wouldnt read it
Erik Sweet
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because you can't read proper journalism while on the toilet.
Nick Stamp
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because... they deliver concise news in an entertaining way
Andrew Vickers
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because it lines the budgie cage perfectly. Do I get my money now?
Andrew Dean
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because... it's just fucking hilarious!
amanda musch
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because... The Fiver gives tea -time more spice.
Dan Taylor
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because it's the Blatter of tea-timely football emails (only option)
Bicycle Accident
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because of their blatant tea-time-centric anti-humour bias
Malky MacLeod
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty in #soccer because I like cynicism and bad jokes in my football because I'm Scottish.
Christopher Wakeman
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because without it I'd be forced to form my own opinions
Jijin John
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer
Cillian McGillycuddy
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because...their views intrigue me and I have subscribed to their new
tere sue gidlof
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because...it's my morning guffaw & I'd be a sad puppy w/out it.
James Myers
I nominate @TheFiver for a Shorty Award in #soccer because...it is the Leo Messi of free tea-timely(ish) emails.












