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Roger Smith

was nominated for a Shorty Award!


I am running for President. Of the United States. Thanks for touching my Twitter.

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The Shorty Interview with Roger Smith

How do you decide what to tweet?

Take a sip of chardonnay, a puffs a cohibo robusto, hit my fossil bong, a nip of meth, a touch of H and a handful of whatevers in my purse.

Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?

#GetInMyVan, #ReasonsWeWon'tBeDoingThatAgain, #JimBelushi, #ThatCostsExtra, #TimberlakesFavoriteToys, #PetreusCallMe

Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?

Mitt Romney. I'd really like to... What? He has one? Funny. How soon we forget... #LosersArePeopleToo

What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?

People think it's for other people to spout off on whatever's on their mind. It's not. It's for scoring coke.

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Biography

My name is Roger Smith, and I'm running for president. I say: Deport the poor. ANYone can not care about the poor, but who else has the courage to put them on a raft? As for the border, we need to ensure that all immigrants bring primo product state-side. We need to double the border police to make sure that nothing comes across that's less than 70% pure. You’ve watched the debates. You think those guys are nuts? Vote Roger for President. I’ll show you nuts.

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About the Shorty Awards

The Shorty Awards honor the best of social media. Millions of people participate in The Shortys to recognize individuals and organizations producing great content on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, YouTube, Foursquare and the rest of the social web. The 7th annual ceremony will be held in April 2015 in New York City and live streamed internationally.

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