Campaign Video by Roger Smith
The Shorty Interview with Roger Smith
How do you decide what to tweet?
Take a sip of chardonnay, a puffs a cohibo robusto, hit my fossil bong, a nip of meth, a touch of H and a handful of whatevers in my purse.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#GetInMyVan, #ReasonsWeWon'tBeDoingThatAgain, #JimBelushi, #ThatCostsExtra, #TimberlakesFavoriteToys, #PetreusCallMe
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Mitt Romney. I'd really like to... What? He has one? Funny. How soon we forget... #LosersArePeopleToo
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
People think it's for other people to spout off on whatever's on their mind. It's not. It's for scoring coke.View Roger Smith's complete Shorty Interview
Learn More about Roger Smith
My name is Roger Smith, and I'm running for president. I say: Deport the poor. ANYone can not care about the poor, but who else has the courage to put them on a raft? As for the border, we need to ensure that all immigrants bring primo product state-side. We need to double the border police to make sure that nothing comes across that's less than 70% pure. You’ve watched the debates. You think those guys are nuts? Vote Roger for President. I’ll show you nuts.