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About Roger Smith
My name is Roger Smith, and I'm running for president. I say: Deport the poor. ANYone can not care about the poor, but who else has the courage to put them on a raft? As for the border, we need to ensure that all immigrants bring primo product state-side. We need to double the border police to make sure that nothing comes across that's less than 70% pure. You’ve watched the debates. You think those guys are nuts? Vote Roger for President. I’ll show you nuts.
Interview with Roger
How do you decide what to tweet?
Take a sip of chardonnay, a puffs a cohibo robusto, hit my fossil bong, a nip of meth, a touch of H and a handful of whatevers in my purse.
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