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Chillin'....and you know THIS, maaaaaaaan.
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What's your best tweet?
I don't call a doctor when I get a 4 hour erection...I call your mom. #pimphandstrong
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
Weed, chili -burgers, ZZ Top, titties (do titties count for 2 things?), cold beer, and weed (did I already say weed? Sorry, I'm high).
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I tweet while I'm pretending to work. Does that count?
What's your favorite Twitter app?
TweetCaster. Done and done.
Twitter or Facebook?
That's like asking breasts or breast cancer. Next question.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
The hashtag #themtitties
What feature should Twitter add?
Uh...a button that lets you go back to "old" Twitter?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
My weed connection. Dave Chappelle would be pretty awesome too.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Whisker biscuit
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Just make sure none of you tell Hillary about this shit.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Snooki. That shit was unbearable. I think I'd rather read a loved one's suicide note than her tweets.
Why should we vote for you?
A lot of people voted for me in the 90's and THAT shit worked out, didn't it?
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
RIP Sarah Palin's uterus?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Cher cursed me out once. True story.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#pimphandstrong #yeahimhigh
How do you make your tweets unique?
I made up this thing called hashtags....
What inspires you to tweet?
All joking aside, some of my followers claim that my tweets get them through the day. Color me inspired (and Badd).
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
No. I tweet hot fire.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Don't ask me for a RT. Get a profile pic with boobs in it. When in doubt, joke about your lousy sex life.
How long can you go without a tweet?
I usually sleep 6 hours a night so....6 hours and 14 minutes (10 minutes to take a dump, 4 minutes to think up clever tweet about said dump).
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Where the big bitches at?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
It'll probably have a midlife crisis that results in Twitter getting an earring and a sports car.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Justin Bieber. Her courage inspires literally millions of other budding, fellow lesbians.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
@robdelaney
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it's just for attention whores. It's for REGULAR whores too.
Why should people follow you?
Because where else are you going to find the jokes that you're gonna steal and post on Facebook as your own?
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@teendad13, @DadBoner, @BarackObama (there's only one president), @FriendFromHS
How do you decide what to tweet?
I tweet about important stuff like race (having sex with black women) and the economy (how much it costs to have sex with black women).
Why'd you start tweeting?
It's just another way for me to keep up with the Kardashians.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Damn, this interview is more intrusive than the Patriot Act...and prostate exams.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
How will the world change in the next year?
I hear John Mayer has a new record coming out in a few months so it looks like 2012 is going to be AT LEAST 30% shittier than last year.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Fucking up "your" and "you're" and "there" and "their." That drives people CRAZY.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Trick question. The world ends this December according to my Maya Angelou calendar.
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