What's your best tweet?
Comedy = tragedy + time. German comedy = tragedy + time - comedy.
What are six things you could never do without?
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
There's nothing funny about a trend.
What feature should Twitter add?
Twitter needs a redelete button.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
dialectics. umlaut. the dialectics of umlaut.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Why should we vote for you?
Let's just say you'll find out if you don't.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
Every tweet reminds its readers of the death of the author.
What inspires you to tweet?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Your max should be 50 characters.
How long can you go without a tweet?
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Ask your marketing people.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Anyone making fun of the pope.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
Why should people follow you?
Because it is impossible to follow oneself.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
It hasn't. Quite to the contrary.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I never started. I just stopped stopping.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I'd like to think my life has changed Twitter.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
How will the world change in the next year?
Sadly, it probably won't.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?