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What's your best tweet?
Comedy = tragedy + time. German comedy = tragedy + time - comedy.
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
My six favorite sins.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I don't.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What's Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
There's nothing funny about a trend.
What feature should Twitter add?
Twitter needs a redelete button.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Don DeLillo.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
dialectics. umlaut. the dialectics of umlaut.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Don DeLillo.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes. I got scared.
Why should we vote for you?
Let's just say you'll find out if you don't.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I met my future mother.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#thisisnotahashtag
How do you make your tweets unique?
Every tweet reminds its readers of the death of the author.
What inspires you to tweet?
Acute complacency.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Your max should be 50 characters.
How long can you go without a tweet?
Longer than you can.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Ask your marketing people.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I don't.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Anyone making fun of the pope.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
The Pope.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it's social media.
Why should people follow you?
Because it is impossible to follow oneself.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
Dead God tells me.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
I don't.
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
It hasn't. Quite to the contrary.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I never started. I just stopped stopping.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I'd like to think my life has changed Twitter.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Not tweet.
How will the world change in the next year?
Sadly, it probably won't.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Misspelling faux pas.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Most recent nominations for Nein.
Michael xChaos Polák
@MxChaosP
I nominate @neinquarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because god and punk is dead.
irene haralabatos
@rini6
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because.. it makes me smile... I mean frown... :-)
Dick Sonjack
@Dick_Sonjack
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because Goethe threatened to have his Doppelgänger thrash me if I didn't.
Erik Bengtsson
@bengtssonz
I nominate @neinquarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because Werner Herzog jokes are the best jokes.
Fuelled by Fantasy
@FBFcom
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because...academic humour is hard to find and this twitter dud
Amanda Gill
@amandajoygill
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because he replies to the autocorrect.
Dmitri Petrovski
@dpetrovski
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because he makes my being german tax resident more bearable
Not Jane Russell
@junrussell
I nominate @neinquarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because He makes the incomprehensible totally accessible.
StanYeahMan
@StanYeahMan
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because... Twitter needs someone to offer an eternal 'No'.
tierneyohara
@TierneyOHara
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because...it's intellectual and hilarious.
John Stowell
@Stowellman
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because they have truly found their Nietzsche.
Niels Müller Larsen
@phidip
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because...
He went into a bar and twitterverse held it's breat
Garth's Auctions
@Garthsauctions
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because...Erich Fromm doesn't use twitter. ;)
Frederic Germay
@FredericGermay
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because...man is a rope stretched between the ape and Nein.
James Emerson
@jgordonemerson
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because rationality isn't going to instrumentalize itself.
Roxana Popescu
@roxanapopescu
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because he puts the pshaw in Schadenfreude.
Amy Foster
@amygoesrawrrr
I nominate @neinquarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because of all the perfectly pessimistic puns
Jochen Schneider
@josch
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because he never fails to make me frown.
Noel Luperon
@NoelLuperon
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because... Tickle Me Nein commands it
Adam L. Penenberg
@Penenberg
I nominate @NeinQuarterly for a Shorty Award in #germany because like young Werther, I have many sorrows.
