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What's your best tweet?
This is something You'd have to ask my followers. I don't judge my own shit.
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What are six things you could never do without?
Cell Phone. Crocs. Red Velvet (Cup)cakes. Steak. Leather. Rope.
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How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I tweet blog posts, make announcements about my speaking engagements, and network with other educators.
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What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twidroid.
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Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter to Facebook.
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What was the funniest trend you've seen?
I absolutely do not follow trending topics. They frequently disappoint or embarrass me. Tasteless, ghettoized opportunistic sinkholes.
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What feature should Twitter add?
A "TweetPause" setting, so you can pause people who are rampaging or twittering about a TV show for 2 hours straight.
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Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Can't think of anyone. If you've heard of twitter and DON'T already have a feed, I'm probably not much interested in what you have to say.
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What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
"you" "to" "are" and all associated webspeaks. Unless you are Prince himself, don't fuck with that shit.
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Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
I can't think of anyone, really. If someone doesn't follow me, I probably am already losing interest in following them.
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Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I have unfollowed almost every "Celebrity" I 've followed. I don't want canned BS. I don't give a shit what your PR flack has to say.
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Why should we vote for you?
Because I would be so happy if you did!
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Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#SexEducation. #Honesty. #WhyIAmAwesome. #WhyYouAreAwesome. #Kink
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What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Being able to meet and become friends with @KateBornstein, who I've admired for decades, is a standout blessing.
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Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#YouAreOnATimeOut
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How do you make your tweets unique?
By remaining uncensored. I don't stand on ceremony, I don't believe in TMI, and I don't edit who I am.
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What inspires you to tweet?
Getting at least some of the maelstrom in my head & heart out, so that others can help me process it, and share their own storm-tossed tales.
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Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Yep. And I told them to go unfuck themselves.
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140 characters of advice for a new user?
Do it your way, don't show off or be a douchebag. Follow only people with whom you wish to interact. Be HONEST.
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How long can you go without a tweet?
I stopped Tweeting entirely last year on April Fool's Day. I sometimes take a day off, but that is deliberate. Typically, an hour or so.
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What question are we not asking here that we should?
I'm only through 3 out of 26 so how the hell could I know?
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Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Right now, @Wyclef Jean for his STELLAR use of Twitter to raise funds for #Haiti earthquake relief.
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What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it is a useless time-wasting social medial sinkhole / ego wank-fest. Ii is not. I have dear RT friends today I met via Twitter!
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Why should people follow you?
Because they don't have insanely detailed info on the boring day-to-day life of a fat black perverted submissive & Kinky recovering alkie?
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How do you decide what to tweet?
I've only one rule: no tweeting about pooping *WHILE* POOPING. I set this rule because my friend @OrangePlus will mock me mercilessly if I do
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Why'd you start tweeting?
Because I thought it was lame and I'd be tire of it quickly. I sought fodder for mocking. Who's laughing now?
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Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I have made friends, survived emergencies, furthered my career, found solace and love and stayed sober with Twitter's help.
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What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Share their personal lives, their feelings and their silly thoughts.
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How will the world change in the next year?
I think the global shrinkage will take yet another turn for the weird this year.
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What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Shit talking about someone who you know can see your Tweet. I hate the passive aggressive bullshit.
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What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Ruled by me. Therefore, full of Win.
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