What's your best tweet?
Lebron is not human. He is one of them damn blue things in AVATAR
What are six things you could never do without?
well right now... sex, love, water, my family (kids 2), my computer, my job, my phone the last 2 just so i can tweet, its a sickness dawg
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
making people laugh. hopefully in inappropriate places during inappropriate things
What's your favorite Twitter app?
tweetdeck. but i hate the fuckin chirp sound...annoying
Twitter or Facebook?
TWITTER. facebook is a relationship... twitter is one night stands
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
too many to name. me and my nephews and my boys started a shitload. all funny
What feature should Twitter add?
tweet of the day... a daily award for best tweet and funniest tweet
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
my brother damon. my brother keenen would be GENIUS. and shit if yall had my MAMA on here. it's a wrap. hands down THE FUNNIEST
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
everything. shit, we keep this up and the world will be one big DUMB ASS MISPELLIN' ball of fuckidiness
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
nah, cuz i may be talkin bout they asses and don't want them to know. an @iamdiddy
shout is always good tho
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
yes. a lot of big booty chicks that i realized i'd probably never sleep with. not a good look
Why should we vote for you?
shit, Y not. cuz damon, shawn and keenen don't tweet?
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
all the big booty chicks i follow. u know they have hearts too, but u just can't see it thru all that ass
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
try 2 be funny from my P.O.V. and also bring light and INSPIRE. I talk 2 my peeps as peers cuz we are. FUCK the term FOLLOWERS we all LEADERS
What inspires you to tweet?
Lebron is not human. He is one of them damn blue things in AVATAR ~ too many to pick one
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
FUCK YEAH. I said they need to make a @MARLONLWAYANS
doll that you can slap when it tweets too fuckin much
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Be YOU, share YOU, never edit anything LOVE but contain ALL HATE. Be here to inspire. everyone that follows you help make them better leaders
How long can you go without a tweet?
a day to 3 days then i start jonesin' like a damn crackhead
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
as funny as I am I can never compete with GOD, especially a COOL ONE. he's like hip hop jimminey cricket in your pocket
Why'd you start tweeting?
all the cool kids were doing it
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
i used to sleep, have sex, play with my kids... no longer. now i tweet til my fuckin' eyes burn shut
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
How will the world change in the next year?
shit, i'll tell you in 2011
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
faux pas? is that french for fuck 'Pac? well, fuck you! he was a friend. ABOVE THE RIM! R.I.P. 2
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
shit if we keep tweeting? we'll limit all convo to 140 characters and less