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Megan Gianniny
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Harshita Chandra
I nominate @Lord_Voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is not just haha funny he is soul splitting funny!
Harshita Chandra
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Majcka
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Aaron Rosenberger
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Jacqueline Abela
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Gwen Kelly
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Mrs. Nick Mara
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Nuraaay
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Shalini P Ramarao
I nominate @Lord_Voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #humor because it's the right thing to do...?
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I nominate @Lord_voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because his tweets are just way to funny to be real!
Matt Port
I nominate @Lord_Voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #humor because... they are absolutely hilarious!
Andrew W
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Rebecca Royal
I nominate @Lord_Voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because he is the Dark Lord.
that jonathan kid.
I nominate @Lord_Voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because...if I don't, he'll kill my parents.
that jonathan kid.
I nominate @Lord_Voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...his tweets are hilarious, and HP is the best. ;)
with The Dark Lord
What's your best tweet?
Why don't you read them and figure it out? Isn't that the point?
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
Vowels. ts hrdr t ndrstnd whn tpng lk ths.
Twitter or Facebook?
If someone attempted to 'poke' me I'd be forced to end them. Does that answer your question?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
#wakeupjustin. Thanks to this trend I now realize all daily functions should be controlled by mass trending topics.
What feature should Twitter add?
Two words: sarcasm font.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Harry Potter. It'd make him a lot easier to find...
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I usually write out phrases such as 'fuck that' instead of shortening them. Wait, can I say 'fuck' in this interview? No? Oh shit.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I've found the interesting connection between borderline illiteracy and excessive technology usage. Thanks, twitter!
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
You can't call me, I'm a wizard. I've been 'owled out.' That was awkward.
How long can you go without a tweet?
This is a ridiculous question to ask about an event which encourages social media use.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
I'm not doing your job for you. Figure out your own questions, lazy fools.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I don't imagine twitter changing. I have better things to imagine with my free time.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
The only person I would follow is myself. Unfortunately, twitter hasn't created this function or the extremely necessary 'sarcasm font' yet.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That birds with nets are constantly snatching up whales during twitter downtime.
Why should people follow you?
What is this, the Q&A section of a congeniality contest? If it was, my talent portion would be sarcasm & I'd refuse to wish for world peace.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Proofreading.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Ppl who tlk lyke this on twitter.
