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What's your best tweet?
Give a Republican a fish and he'll think he learned how to fish. Teach him to fish and he'll call you socialist.
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
Any of the Brady kids.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
Carefully.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Tweetdeck.
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter.
What feature should Twitter add?
A way for me to see @jrubinblogger's tweets since she blocked me. Can't think of anything. Love the new connections tab.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Hmmm. George Romney.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#MIEmergency. The Emergency Manager law in Michigan is an abomination to democracy: http://www.eclecta...
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Glen Greenwald called me the next David Broder.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#MIEmergency
How do you make your tweets unique?
I get furious before I type them.
What inspires you to tweet?
Republican perfidy.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
What are you trying to say?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Tweet something people that people will have an insatiable desire to steal from you.
How long can you go without a tweet?
As long as I'm asleep.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Pants on? Or pants off?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Brain implants.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
@robdelaney is the Oscar Wilde of this form. @BeardedStoner is an undiscovered gem. @HspncElvis keeps it real.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it wasn't built to further the career of @robdelaney.
Why should people follow you?
Because I've got a great ass.
How will the world change in the next year?
Calendars. Dumb joke.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Like this but with a lot more people with health insurance and driving non-gasoline propelled cars.
