Twitter or Facebook?
What feature should Twitter add?
Delete other Twitter'ers who piss me off.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Why should we vote for you?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Two Asian girls at one time, probably.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
I'm the fucking champion.
What inspires you to tweet?
My fans who abso-fucking-lutely adore me.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
How long can you go without a tweet?
About as long as I can go without rubbing one out.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Something about dick size.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Yeah, they government will probably buy that shit.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That being on it won't get you paid and laid.
Why should people follow you?
If you want to learn how a true legend thinks, they'll follow my shit.
Why'd you start tweeting?
So people would start believing what they were reading in tabloids about me.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Stop bitching about their shitty little lives.
How will the world change in the next year?
I will once again rise to superstardom.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?