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What's your best tweet?
Happy Black History Month to @Kimkardashian 's vagina.
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
Air, Water, Sun, Internet, Laughter, Bologna
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use Twitter to work out new jokes. When I get a huge positive response I work that tweet/joke into one of my sets. I also promote my shows.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Instagram
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter (because my grandma's on Facebook).
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
#RIPJustinBieber
What feature should Twitter add?
A "hate" button.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Jesus. Not Jesus from the corner bodega. I'm talking about Jesus from God's crew.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
The, Cat or And
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Rob Delaney @RobDelaney because I like his luscious locks of chest hair.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I have. I was on a date with a very well known Twitter user & he unfollowed me while we were still on the date so I unfollowed him. Im mature
Why should we vote for you?
Because the only thing I've ever won was a silver medal in the 50yd Dash in 5th grade & that was only because I tripped the kid next to me.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I once Tweeted at George Foreman that his grill was dumb & so was naming all of his kids George. He tweeted back apologizing.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
I don't steal tweets from anyone.
What inspires you to tweet?
My comedy. Twitter is the easiest way to try out new jokes and to see how people respond to the jokes. #TwitterIsAnOpenMicForComics
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Yes. That person now has no friends.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
You can't take 99% of the people on Twitter seriously. Twitter is the "Dark Side" of Facebook & it's used to make people laugh.
How long can you go without a tweet?
18 1/2 hrs
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
The only change Twitter needs is to ban @KimKardashian from tweeting ever again.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Richard Simmons @TheWeightSaint
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
"Twitter is too complicated to understand." How can it be "too hard to understand?" Type 140 characters or less & hit tweet. Jesus!
Why should people follow you?
Because I have a great rack.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
I decide what to tweet when something funny pops into my head. That's really it. I'm not complicated (like most women).
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
I use social media to make people laugh. Without laughter life would be dull. So if people are laughing, theyre healthier. #ThatsMyAnswer
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
My grandmother always claimed all of our relatives were dead. Well I found about 20 of them on Facebook & now we're close. My grandma lied.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I started tweeting a while back because my boyfriend, at the time, said I needed to for my comedy career. He's fat & bald now.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I grew 3cm since joining Twitter so yes, Twitter has changed my life.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Schedule orgies.
How will the world change in the next year?
Hopefully I'll be getting laid.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Being serious, sharing real feelings (mushy ones), taking people who tweet, especially comedians, seriously.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I'll probably be dead.
Most recent nominations for Jen Remauro
Mike G
@TheMikeGeee
I nominate @JenRemauro for a shorty award in #comedian bc she doesn't do jokes about tampons and periods like every other woman comedian RT
A$AP Richie
@pradogod
I nominate @JenRemauro for @shortyawards in #comedian because she can do it all. Write, act, stand up. She's a 1 woman show for christssake
Anti-Semantic Show
@AntiSemanticShw
I nominate @JenRemauro for a @shortyawards in #comedian because she's not short but she loves irony.
Jen Remauro
@JenRemauro
Last day to nominate me for a @shortyawards Please tweet: I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedian because (then put reason)RT
Dave Slagle
@DaveSlagle
I nominate @JenRemauro for a shorty award in #comedy because of how she constantly makes fun of her child and his Facebook updates
Deputy Doofy
@DoofyMusic
I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedian because she is quite the wit-talker.
Sassy Stew
@sassystewrants
I nominate @JenRemauro for a Shorty Award in #comedian because she is fucking HILARIOUS!!
Flat Pepsi
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I nominate @JenRemauro for a Shorty Award in #comedian because she makes me laugh, hard.
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@LynchPin38
@JenRemauro: I nominate @JenRemauro for a Shorty Award in #comedian because (must put reason why) Ill tweet a pic of me topless. Promise.
Kevin Marshall
@KevinMarshall
I nominate @JenRemauro for a Shorty Award in #comedian because she was on Love Connection. What else do you need to know?
Kokomoschmoe
@Kokomoschmoe
@JenRemauro I nominate @JenRemauro for a Shorty Award in #Comedian because it's best acting I've seen since Dana Plato in Different Strokes
Don G
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I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedian because she has a fresh pov and has unique humor dawg
Mike Giardino
@SerfOfShock
I nominate @jenremauro for a Shorty Award in #comedian because she is an unrelenting asshat on FB and her nagging has finally gotten to me
Tammy Twotone
@TheTammyTwotone
I nominate @JenRemauro for a Shorty Award #Comedian because she's threatened me.
mike cava
@mike_cava
I nominate @jenremauro for a Shorty Award in #comedian because she has good taste, which is why she won't sleep with me
James Caruso
@NarniaBowtie
I nominate @jenremauro for a Shorty Award in #comedian because... She's hysterical and she gives back to thecommunity
Jack Vossy
@JackVossy
I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedian because I'm "fucker" and think she's humorous.
Jay
@jaydeliciousice
I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedian because: she's giving me a handie while I type this shit and She's Crazy Funny
G. §ilvey
@WorldsEmpire
I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedian because the jokes about her ex husband are HILARIOUS
Rick Musser
@RickMusser
I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedian because she fucked up and hashtagged #comedy the first time.
James Kass
@jameskass
I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedian because she is an inspiration for mentally challenged performers around the world
David
@tkdfighter
I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedy because she's funny and sexy, two things that make my underwear tighter.
Rick Musser
@RickMusser
I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedy because her life sucks & men love women that suck in life.
Rob Dimension
@RobDimension
I nominate @jenremauro for a shorty award in #comedy because she flashed her 3rd nipple as the punch line of a joke. It was funny & hair
