What's your best tweet?
What are six things you could never do without?
Air, Water, Sun, Internet, Laughter, Bologna
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use Twitter to work out new jokes. When I get a huge positive response I work that tweet/joke into one of my sets. I also promote my shows.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter (because my grandma's on Facebook).
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What feature should Twitter add?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Jesus. Not Jesus from the corner bodega. I'm talking about Jesus from God's crew.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Rob Delaney @RobDelaney
because I like his luscious locks of chest hair.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I have. I was on a date with a very well known Twitter user & he unfollowed me while we were still on the date so I unfollowed him. Im mature
Why should we vote for you?
Because the only thing I've ever won was a silver medal in the 50yd Dash in 5th grade & that was only because I tripped the kid next to me.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I once Tweeted at George Foreman that his grill was dumb & so was naming all of his kids George. He tweeted back apologizing.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
I don't steal tweets from anyone.
What inspires you to tweet?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Yes. That person now has no friends.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
You can't take 99% of the people on Twitter seriously. Twitter is the "Dark Side" of Facebook & it's used to make people laugh.
How long can you go without a tweet?
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
The only change Twitter needs is to ban @KimKardashian
from tweeting ever again.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Richard Simmons @TheWeightSaint
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
"Twitter is too complicated to understand." How can it be "too hard to understand?" Type 140 characters or less & hit tweet. Jesus!
Why should people follow you?
Because I have a great rack.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
I decide what to tweet when something funny pops into my head. That's really it. I'm not complicated (like most women).
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
I use social media to make people laugh. Without laughter life would be dull. So if people are laughing, theyre healthier. #ThatsMyAnswer
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
My grandmother always claimed all of our relatives were dead. Well I found about 20 of them on Facebook & now we're close. My grandma lied.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I started tweeting a while back because my boyfriend, at the time, said I needed to for my comedy career. He's fat & bald now.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I grew 3cm since joining Twitter so yes, Twitter has changed my life.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
How will the world change in the next year?
Hopefully I'll be getting laid.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Being serious, sharing real feelings (mushy ones), taking people who tweet, especially comedians, seriously.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?