How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I promote most of my work and work out some of my stand up premises
What's your favorite Twitter app?
What feature should Twitter add?
They need to add a reality feature so that photoshopped pictures come with the disclaimer "the person in this avi is not nearly this cute"
Why should we vote for you?
I'm one of the hardest working, funniest new comedians out there. I do stand up, blog, rant videos, tv (WPIX11, IMUS, CNN), radio, porn...
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I met your wife and fell in love.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
What inspires you to tweet?
that old standard inspirational boredom
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
yes...usually by people who only follow 20 or fewer others. i'll take over you TL if u only have a few...
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Where are the hoes....at?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
not sure, but it involves unicorns and light sabers
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
I follow a bunch of comedians. are you trying to get me shot?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
tweeters are experts...on anything
How do you decide what to tweet?
if it improves on saying nothing...i tweet it
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
live tweet TV shows. I can never get enough of how other people feel about what i'm seeing with my own eyes.