What's your best tweet?
What are six things you could never do without?
Ash Tray, Paddle Game, Remote Control, Lamp, Thermos, Chair, My Dog. Oh that's seven. I don't need my dog.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
Instead of a bank, I use twitter.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
I connected them together.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What feature should Twitter add?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
My mom. She does too much twitterin.
Why should we vote for you?
Because I am a groundhog and I speak English. Not often you see that.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Through six users I was able to find Kevin Bacon.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
Easy. I make sure that every tweet I tweet is different from the last tweet I tweeted.
What inspires you to tweet?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
How long can you go without a tweet?
Forever. I can give it up anytime.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I would LOVE for it to turn into a real dinosaur. That would be amazing.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
Why should people follow you?
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
It usually takes me about 3 weeks to decide.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I wanted to prove I could do it without any thumbs.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
It has made me look at haikus in a whole new light.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
How will the world change in the next year?
50 new jelly bean flavors will come out. I can feel it.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Don't twitter from the toilet, please.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?