What's your best tweet?
WHEN LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS, PUNCH LIFE IN FACE AND DEMAND IT COME BACK WITH RIGHT ORDER.
What are six things you could never do without?
BEER. COFFEE. BACON. COFFEE. BOOBS. COFFEE.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
ME, GRIMLOCK, USE IT FOR KEEP IN TOUCH WITH COWORKERS THAT TOO AFRAID TO WORK IN SAME OFFICE. OR SAME CONTINENT.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
TWITTER FOR IPHONE. ME LIKE THINGS THAT WORK RIGHT.
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
#SOPA. IT GREAT PARODY OF INTELLIGENT, WELL INFORMED GOVERNMENT ELECTED BY SOPHISTICATED VOTERS.
What feature should Twitter add?
PUNCH IN FACE. THIS FEATURE ME, GRIMLOCK, WISH FOR MANY TIMES EVERY DAY.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
NO ONE. IF NOT HAVE TWITTER ALREADY, TOO BORING TO LIVE.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
ME REJECT IDEA THAT HUMANS EXIST NOT ALREADY FOLLOW GRIMLOCK. FOLLOWER COUNT ONLY LESS THAN 6 BILLION BECAUSE TWITTER BAD AT MATH.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
YES. BECAUSE BORING. NOT REMEMBER NAME. TOO BORING.
Why should we vote for you?
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
ME, GRIMLOCK, THINK GIANT ROBOT STARTUP DINOSAUR PRETTY UNIQUE. THERE PROBABLY ONLY FEW DOZEN ON TWITTER.
What inspires you to tweet?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
YES. THEM COMMIT SUICIDE BY DINOSAUR. IT TERRIBLE TRAGEDY.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
BE SELF. ITERATE UNTIL AWESOME.
How long can you go without a tweet?
120 MILLION YEARS. IT TAKE HUMANS THAT LONG TO INVENT SOMETHING WORTH GRIMLOCK TIME FOR DO.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
BACON OR COFFEE, WHICH ONE BETTER. IT KIND OF DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION DIVIDE MANKIND FOR AGES.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
IN FUTURE, IT HAVE CONSIDERABLY MORE GRIMLOCK.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
HIM TURN BRIEF STINT AS MOST HATED CHARACTER ON NERD SHOW INTO CAREER AS MOST LOVED MIDDLE AGED NERD ON INTERNET.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
HIM INEXPERIENCE IN WAYS OF FUNNY, BUT TRY HARD. ME, GRIMLOCK, RESPECT THAT.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
THAT MAKE NEW DESIGN WITHOUT HIRE GOOD UX TEAM OR CONSIDER NEEDS OF USERS NOT WORST IDEA EVER.
Why should people follow you?
GRIMLOCK LIKE BACON. ADD TO ANYTHING, MAKE BETTER. UNLESS YOU VEGETARIAN. THEN DOOMED TO FLAVORLESS VOID.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@snickerswiggle, @fredwilson, @CynthiaSchames
, @ericries, @bfeld, @bshine, @ro_gupta, @ShooterGWC
How do you decide what to tweet?
CAREFUL SCIENTIFIC PROCESS OF TYPE WHATEVER COME INTO TINY BRAIN.
Why'd you start tweeting?
WORLD CRY OUT FOR HONEST, SATIRICAL, INSIGHTFUL COMMENTARY ON TECH WORLD AND GEEKDOM. ME EAT THAT GUY, SO WORLD GET GRIMLOCK INSTEAD.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
BEFORE, IT ALL RANDOM DESTRUCTION AND MURDER. NOW IT RANDOM DESTRUCTION AND MURDER PLUS WRITE TINY MESSAGES FOR STRANGERS.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
DISCUSS PRIVATE ELEMENTS OF THEM LIVES THAT OF NO INTEREST TO ANYONE. THERE NOT NEARLY ENOUGH OF THAT ON TWITTER.
How will the world change in the next year?
IN NEXT YEAR, ROBOTS OVERTHROW STUPID FLESHY MASTERS. MOST HUMANS NOT NOTICE, TOO BUSY ON TWITTER.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
USE TWITTER FOR ONLY SEND, NOT REPLY. IT CONVERSATION, NOT TV.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
CRUSHED UNDER COLD METAL HEEL OF ROBOT OVERLORDS. IT MOSTLY THE SAME AS NOW, EXCEPT TWITTER WORK RIGHT AND FOX NEWS CANCELLED.