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Congratulations to the winners of the 4th Annual Shorty Awards!
Check out our blog for the full list of winners here.
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Jason Bailey
I endorse @FAKEGRIMLOCK in the Shorty category #fakeaccount because he BE SHOES and so is #AWESOME !
Tom Karlo
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... FAKE STARTUP ROBOT DINOSAUR FUNNY AS SHIT.
Cynthia Schames
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because PUNY AWARD MEAN NOTHING, BUT IT FREE, SO WHY NOT.
Adam Kramer
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... he is one of only original thinkers around.
Erin Newkirk
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because he is funny + smart. And I <3 #coffee + #bacon.
Rayhan Omar
What was the funniest trend you've seen? "#SOPA. IT GREAT PARODY OF INTELLIGENT, WELL INFORMED…" —@FAKEGRIMLOCK
Perri Blake Gorman
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #faketwitteraccount because...HE SAY SO
Sean Kerner
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because...HE AWESOME AND CRUSH SUCK EVERYDAY
andra
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because i can vote again? how much money this cost?
Dave Branca
RT @NicoleFichera: I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because OBSESSED.
Derek P. Loranca
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because he no eat me last time I voted for him.
Ryan Seay
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... CAPSLOCK NOUN VERB DIRECT OBJECT PREPOSITION
Brady
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because he didn't win last year and should this year!
Elio Maggini
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because...HIM SAY THINGS ME ALREADY FEEL!
anothercultland
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because he'd swallow the pig in 1st place as an appetizer.
hugoboom
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because I fear he will eat me if I do not.
Steven Strauss
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because: provides insightful comments & an annoyed robot dinosaur is dangerous
Adam Orshan
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... He is the awesomest fake dinosaur of all time.
Micah Mynatt
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because HIM GET LIFE TO BRING RIGHT ORDER
Chris Franks
I nominate @FAKEGRIMLOCK for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because...HE EAT ALL OTHER PUNY TWEETERS
Steven Strauss
vote for @FAKEGRIMLOCK for best fake account or we will have to deal with a really annoyed robot dinosaur #in
with FAKEGRIMLOCK
What's your best tweet?
WHEN LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS, PUNCH LIFE IN FACE AND DEMAND IT COME BACK WITH RIGHT ORDER.
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
BEER. COFFEE. BACON. COFFEE. BOOBS. COFFEE.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
ME, GRIMLOCK, USE IT FOR KEEP IN TOUCH WITH COWORKERS THAT TOO AFRAID TO WORK IN SAME OFFICE. OR SAME CONTINENT.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
TWITTER FOR IPHONE. ME LIKE THINGS THAT WORK RIGHT.
Twitter or Facebook?
TWITTER
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
#SOPA. IT GREAT PARODY OF INTELLIGENT, WELL INFORMED GOVERNMENT ELECTED BY SOPHISTICATED VOTERS.
What feature should Twitter add?
PUNCH IN FACE. THIS FEATURE ME, GRIMLOCK, WISH FOR MANY TIMES EVERY DAY.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
NO ONE. IF NOT HAVE TWITTER ALREADY, TOO BORING TO LIVE.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
ME REJECT IDEA THAT HUMANS EXIST NOT ALREADY FOLLOW GRIMLOCK. FOLLOWER COUNT ONLY LESS THAN 6 BILLION BECAUSE TWITTER BAD AT MATH.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
YES. BECAUSE BORING. NOT REMEMBER NAME. TOO BORING.
Why should we vote for you?
BECAUSE AWESOME.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
BACONINJAS http://twitter.com... AND BEERGINEERS http://twitter.com...!/FAKEGRIMLOCK/beergineers
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#NOEATFRIDAY
How do you make your tweets unique?
ME, GRIMLOCK, THINK GIANT ROBOT STARTUP DINOSAUR PRETTY UNIQUE. THERE PROBABLY ONLY FEW DOZEN ON TWITTER.
What inspires you to tweet?
WORLD NEED MORE AWESOME.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
YES. THEM COMMIT SUICIDE BY DINOSAUR. IT TERRIBLE TRAGEDY.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
BE SELF. ITERATE UNTIL AWESOME.
How long can you go without a tweet?
120 MILLION YEARS. IT TAKE HUMANS THAT LONG TO INVENT SOMETHING WORTH GRIMLOCK TIME FOR DO.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
BACON OR COFFEE, WHICH ONE BETTER. IT KIND OF DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION DIVIDE MANKIND FOR AGES.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
IN FUTURE, IT HAVE CONSIDERABLY MORE GRIMLOCK.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
@wilw HIM TURN BRIEF STINT AS MOST HATED CHARACTER ON NERD SHOW INTO CAREER AS MOST LOVED MIDDLE AGED NERD ON INTERNET.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
@DarkSideIntern HIM INEXPERIENCE IN WAYS OF FUNNY, BUT TRY HARD. ME, GRIMLOCK, RESPECT THAT.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
THAT MAKE NEW DESIGN WITHOUT HIRE GOOD UX TEAM OR CONSIDER NEEDS OF USERS NOT WORST IDEA EVER.
Why should people follow you?
GRIMLOCK LIKE BACON. ADD TO ANYTHING, MAKE BETTER. UNLESS YOU VEGETARIAN. THEN DOOMED TO FLAVORLESS VOID.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@snickerswiggle, @fredwilson, @CynthiaSchames , @ericries, @bfeld, @bshine, @ro_gupta, @ShooterGWC
How do you decide what to tweet?
CAREFUL SCIENTIFIC PROCESS OF TYPE WHATEVER COME INTO TINY BRAIN.
Why'd you start tweeting?
WORLD CRY OUT FOR HONEST, SATIRICAL, INSIGHTFUL COMMENTARY ON TECH WORLD AND GEEKDOM. ME EAT THAT GUY, SO WORLD GET GRIMLOCK INSTEAD.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
BEFORE, IT ALL RANDOM DESTRUCTION AND MURDER. NOW IT RANDOM DESTRUCTION AND MURDER PLUS WRITE TINY MESSAGES FOR STRANGERS.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
DISCUSS PRIVATE ELEMENTS OF THEM LIVES THAT OF NO INTEREST TO ANYONE. THERE NOT NEARLY ENOUGH OF THAT ON TWITTER.
How will the world change in the next year?
IN NEXT YEAR, ROBOTS OVERTHROW STUPID FLESHY MASTERS. MOST HUMANS NOT NOTICE, TOO BUSY ON TWITTER.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
USE TWITTER FOR ONLY SEND, NOT REPLY. IT CONVERSATION, NOT TV.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
CRUSHED UNDER COLD METAL HEEL OF ROBOT OVERLORDS. IT MOSTLY THE SAME AS NOW, EXCEPT TWITTER WORK RIGHT AND FOX NEWS CANCELLED.
