What's your best tweet?
What are six things you could never do without?
1. Masturbating 2. Eating 3. Watching TV. 4. I know you want me to say it so, fine, TWITTER! There. Feel better now? 5&6 I can't legally say.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use it to post little pictures of my keyboard in my office!
What's your favorite Twitter app?
I like the typing words app best! :)
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What feature should Twitter add?
Maybe some kind of feature where the computer screen squirts water at people. Like those flowers clowns wear.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
African Americans (black people)
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
No. Or maybe. I don't know.
Why should we vote for you?
I can't think of one, good, god-damn reason myself. Maybe because I would like to be awarded with an internet trophy. That would be awesome!
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I met a person named Crazed_1.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
I have no idea what a hashtag is.
How do you make your tweets unique?
By yelling them out loud as I type them.
What inspires you to tweet?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Once by the guy in charge of my grandma's funeral.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Follow lots of celebrities and say things to them like: "Hey!" and "Wassup!"
How long can you go without a tweet?
What kind of bullshit question is this?!?! NEXT!!!!
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Why'd you start tweeting?
How many questions do I have to answer this is tiring.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes. I am now lonelier than ever.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
How will the world change in the next year?
I predict a scandal with a guy who golfs!
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I predict John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston will be an on-again, off-again couple at that time!